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Post by heatmizer on Mar 12, 2011 17:31:12 GMT -8
Well, here we are, 2 races in for the Damage Twins and they've lived up to expectations so far.
So here's the current count:
Dusty "Short Bus" Davis - 1 truck
..at Phoenix
Justin "Smash em up" Johnson - 1 truck
..at Darlington
and credit for helping a truck get spun at Phoenix
Martinsville should be a prime wreck track for these two. Let the carnage begin.
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Post by lunaticmark on Mar 12, 2011 18:30:14 GMT -8
Gotta love the haters!!! I don't what races you were watching, but this is how normal people saw it.
Phoenix... Dusty was caught up by a truck crashing in front of him already committed to the top and no where to go... so NOT his fault!!! Justin had a top 10 finish.
Darlington... Justin was forced down onto the transition of the apron by Jeffrey Earnhardt and no matter who you are, the truck or car goes around... it was either get hit and wreck or try to avoid wrecking and it just didn't work out for the good, so again... not really his fault. Dusty ended up 21st with a pretty clean truck.
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Post by Buzzy on Mar 12, 2011 21:47:42 GMT -8
Well that surely didn't take long now did it?  |
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Post by heatmizer on Mar 14, 2011 9:23:36 GMT -8
Well, lets see, I didn't say anything about who caused the wrecks. In fact that's not the point of this post. I'm keeping track of how many trucks they bring back wrecked or are part of wrecking. I pointed out that Johnson would be the "wreck master" because he drives like an idiot and that Dusty would be luckier since he's ususally too afraid to race around other cars. His only problem is that he could be caught up in someone elses mess, while Johnson is usually the cause. So far, that's exactly what has happened.
So, "normal" people saw it the same as everyone else....you just can't read.
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Post by topfive on Mar 14, 2011 11:26:28 GMT -8
What's up with the Justice system in this town? Just last week you 2 were busted for shoplifting ladies underwear at Wal-Mart and you're back on the street already??!!!
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Post by heatmizer on Apr 2, 2011 13:04:14 GMT -8
Well, 3 races in for the Damage Twins.
Here's the current count:
Dusty "Short Bus" Davis - 2 trucks
..1 at Phoenix
..1 at Martinsville
Justin "Smash em up" Johnson - 2 trucks
..1 at Darlington
..1 at Martinsville
and credit for helping a truck get spun at Phoenix
Martinsville turned out to be a typical meat grinder for the Clueless Wonders. There was plenty of beatin' & bangin' with Johnson making up spots on the track by laying into trucks like he was back at the Bullring. Eventually he was part of a group of cars not driving with their heads and he knocked the front off the truck. Dusty got his first lesson from none other than The Onion, when he tried to bump aside a much more skilled driver and got the payback that was coming to him. Niether driver made any friends out there, that's for sure.The Vision Air(Heads) will have plenty of work to do before the next race with both cars coming home with lots of damage. It must be nice to be able to throw good money after bad at these two morons.
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Post by topfive on Apr 4, 2011 5:37:10 GMT -8
Rumor is that Vision has been satisfied with the guys, and much like skipping the West series to go truck racing, they will skip Nationwide as well. Once the guys have been cleared for Superspeedways, look for one or both to make their cup debut before the end of 2011.
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Post by heatmizer on Apr 4, 2011 10:04:51 GMT -8
Wow. I had to check todays date to make sure it wasn't April Fools Day, because that's what the owners over at Vision Air(heads) must be if they think that 4 wrecked trucks out of 6 is something to be satisfied with. They say a fool and his money are soon parted. I guess this proves it.
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Post by topfive on Apr 4, 2011 12:04:40 GMT -8
Wow. I had to check todays date to make sure it wasn't April Fools Day, because that's what the owners over at Vision Air(heads) must be if they think that 4 wrecked trucks out of 6 is something to be satisfied with. They say a fool and his money are soon parted. I guess this proves it. For old Heatmizer, every day is April 1. |
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Post by heatmizer on Apr 5, 2011 10:04:12 GMT -8
Its only April Fools day when I come on here to read something you wrote. I'm not the fool that thinks that these 'tards can do anything other than smash up race cars. By the way, you quoted me right below the actual post. Were you somehow afraid people wouldn't be able to see it there right above your moronic comment? So now who's the fool?
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Post by topfive on Apr 5, 2011 12:11:04 GMT -8
UPDATE 5: Kimi Raikkonen will pay a reported $100,000 per race as he moves to establish a career in America's premier NASCAR series. Canada's Rue Frontenac said driver and team owner "Kyle Busch has never met Kimi Raikkonen" but will "entrust one of his excellent trucks" to the Finn "in exchange for a US $100,000 check at every race". Rue Frontenac said Raikkonen's plan is to "pay for some truck races to raise interest and get a sponsorship budget for Nationwide and possibly the (premier) Sprint Cup". His contract with Busch is reportedly for three to five races. "Raikkonen shopped around for a drive with a number of teams and we won the war," Busch is quoted as saying. Raikkonen tested the truck at the Gresham half-mile on Monday.(Facebook - Ice 1 Racing)(4-5-2011 I wonder how the F-1 champ with Kyle's equipment will stack up against our boys. |
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Post by Buzzy on Apr 5, 2011 13:13:19 GMT -8
Now we have the three stooges show! At least Kyle is smart enough to get paid for his truck being trashed. Apparently Vision Air (heads) owners aren't quite as smart! This is going to be a real show at least for a few laps. ;D
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Post by dave on Apr 5, 2011 13:58:33 GMT -8
The Ice Man is going to do just fine. The comedy gold will be in during the pressers with Kimi's one word answers. He's going to get some "y'all ain't from 'round heres, is yous?"
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Post by heatmizer on Apr 6, 2011 9:59:02 GMT -8
"our boys"?? Did you give birth to both of them? Well, here's what I think of "YOUR" boys...Justin is a marginal driver that runs into more cars than he passes. And Dusty is so afraid of his own shadow that if he's passing a race car, he's probably doing it with his eyes closed. As for The Ice Man, he's an F-1 champ. He'll have a bit of a learning curve with going from an open wheel to a stock car but I'm fairly sure that he'll drive better than "your boys".
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Post by topfive on Apr 6, 2011 10:49:50 GMT -8
"our boys"?? Did you give birth to both of them? NAH- that was the third person form, referring to guys from Vegas. However I did just return from the toilet where I gave birth to your twin. Congratulations |
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